The Hills: Showdown At Ketchup

ORIGINAL EPISODES, MONDAYS @ 10PM ON MTV

Honestly, does Heidi even know what's right or wrong anymore? That question by Elodie (Heidi's co-worker who she back stabbed to get the promotion) really sums up everything about Heidi over the last couple years. It's really sad that she can stab all her friends in the back and still, through everything, not have any clue that she's done a single thing wrong. Elodie was so right in telling her that all her friends (and listing them for Heidi) no longer to talk to her and that Heidi doesn't even realize that she's done anything wrong. The shear volume of people that used to be friends with her, but are no longer, should tell Heidi something but apparently Spencer has been just too great an influence for her to even notice.

Now, it's only been a half hour since the new episode aired and already I see that many of you are looking for information on Jason's new girl. I recently took a trip to LA with my girlfriend where we stayed with a friend of hers in West Hollywood. Her friend works for a publicity firm and informed me that Jason is 100% engaged to this new girl that will make a first appearance next week. I will do my best to get some more information about her for you and if you want to know anything specific leave me a comment and I'll see what I can find out.

Needless to say, I'm sure most of you feel pretty dumb right now (as would I if I didn't know about Jason's fiance' a while ago). He comes back from jail and rehab and seems like he really has it all together. And you probably thought, wow this is the kind of Jason that Lauren could be happy with. Well, even with the information I already knew I sort of thought the same thing. But then again can a Zebra really change his stripes? He totally led Lauren on and made her think they could get back together, have a much more stable relationship, and next week she gets to meet his fiance'; not cool but really, we should have expected this from him.

I really feel bad for Lauren because most of the time she shows such great judgment. She just can't say no to Jason. It's sad and like I spoke about in last week's review, the girls on this show love the bad guy and can't stay away. By the way, notice how Lauren fully admits this in the beginning of this episode.

Well, let's get back to the biggest story of this episode - Lauren and Jason's encounter with Speidi (Spencer + Heidi). Spencer is really that guy that we all wish we could kick in the face. He just can't help being a jackass. The fact that he walked into the restaurant and had to say something shows just how sleazy he is. But more than that, Speidi is even worse. There was absolutely no reason they had to send over those drinks. Did they really expect Lauren and Jason to accept them? I thought it was funny that they actually thought it was rude that Lauren sent the drinks back. It would have been great to see Spencer and Jason go out it outside the restaurant.

AND the absolute greatest thing is that we FINALLY know for sure that Heidi spread the rumors about the sex tape. Granted we all knew she did it except now she all but flat out admitted she spread the rumors when she said "Maybe they're back in the movie making action." Speidi needs to break up already (which they actually are as my source informed me); the world doesn't need these two horrible people working together.

The ONLY thing I have agreed with Heidi about in the last 2 years is that Lauren should be nowhere near Jason. How she can go back with an addict and felon is beyond me. Sure he has the bad-boy allure but this is too much. Hopefully next week she'll finally get over Jason when she meets his fiance'. Here's hoping...