The Hills: Jason Returns

Original Season 3 Episodes, Mondays @ 10PM on MTV

Well, well, well... Where should I begin? I guess the best place to begin is the same place we leave off every week; what in the world are these girls thinking?

I get it, I do. I understand that when you're in a long relationship and you "fall in love" (as these girls say almost every time they have a boyfriend) that it's hard to get over your ex and you go back sometimes. BUT how do these girls keep getting mistreated by the same guys and keep going back again, and again, and again?! Jason was in rehab!!! He made Lauren miss an unbelievable opportunity the other summer to go to Paris for her internship. He cheated on her multiple times. He's assaulted people and cops (from what I've heard in the news). How is she still going back to him? If someone can answer this for me it would be greatly appreciated.

And it's not just Lauren. Audrina and Heidi are the same way. Heidi doesn't need any explanation; she's got engaged to her dumbass. I really thought Audrina was smarter than this though. Justin is a loser and treats her horribly...but he said he was sorry so I guess it makes it all alright. Audrina needs to stopping saying she's just going to be friend's with Justin and realize that's just not going to happen. You can't feel this strongly for someone and just be friends. Lauren was right that Audrina really only likes the good Justin and "you can't like just half a person." On a side note did anyone catch the plumber's crack Audrina was sporting on Justin's motorcycle? Not cool...

Despite the fact that these girls disappoint us each and every week in their choices the biggest disappointment is Lauren. Not only is she stunningly gorgeous but she's the favorite reality star of many young girls (she won the Teen Choice Award this years for favorite female reality star). What example does this show when she's willing to go back again and again to this kind of guy? Aside from the example, as a fan it's disappointing to see such a smart girl make such dumb decisions sometimes.

I do need to mention the double date that Lauren and Audrina went on with their trainer, Jarett, and his friend, Derek. It was very weird when Derek was all over Lauren telling her that he's never liked anyone as much as her. It was the first date and that's just too desperate. Then he just got creepy when he was talking about being a stalker but trying to show that he's not a stalker. It was just weird and Lauren's expression here pretty much sums up this guy. I have a feeling Lauren won't have the "one-date-curse" for very long.

Now...to Heidi and Bolthouse. How has her boss not run this company into the ground? I've never seen a more clueless employee than Heidi. We've seen her stare into space more times than we can count when she's been given something to do. We saw her disobey her instructions time and again last year. So to promote her over Elodie boggles the mind. Clearly he was thinking about the publicity on MTV and not about the best course for his company. Too bad for Heidi it won't last past the end of the show (although it's alright because I hear she's putting out a hip hop album with Spencer as her producer; good luck with that). And on top of all this she got the job by stabbing her friend/co-worker, Elodie, in the back. Yet another friend Heidi has screwed over. I'm sensing a trend. As usual Spencer was there to support her in her trashy actions.

THE DEVIL'S SON

So the ladies of "The Hills" continue their antics and next week only looks to get better when Jason and Lauren end up at the same restaurant as Heidi and Spencer. Now I'm not a fan of Jason at all but I would thoroughly enjoy watching him kick Spencer's ass if it happens; the boy needs it.