The Real World Sydney: Wet and Wild

SYNDEY ORIGINAL EPISODES, WEDNESDAY'S @ 10PM ON MTV

The latest installment from those crazy kids at The Real World brings us more crying from the girls, more flirting from Kelly Anne, and more fighting with the boys. The only topic you could really start this review off with concerns Kelly Anne. She’s been the center of this show pretty much from the beginning of the season (with some breaks for Parisa’s moaning and groaning) and is yet again the center of this one.

Kelly Anne needs to just chill out. The girl needs a cold shower or a trip to Alaska in those shorts she wears 24/7. Her hormones are running wild and she’s almost out of control. Although I think we can all agree that Cohutta is a MUCH better choice than Dunbar ever was or could hope to be. Dunbar treats the women in that house like crap and just really isn’t as cool as he thinks he is; but more on him later. Admittedly, Kelly Anne is damn cute. She has that innocent look to her plus a killer body. But when you get to know her you realize that any feelings for her are a waste. She only likes a guy when he shows no interest in her and as she said last episode the second a guy likes her back she’s done. This explains why she’s falling for Cohutta. The guy, whether he knows it or not, is playing her exactly how she likes. Every time she tries to get close to him he shows absolutely no interest which makes her want him that much more.

What kills me though is how she can kiss Cohutta,








jump in bed with him,








and then call her ex-boyfriend and basically tell him straight off all about it. And this is after she talked to Trisha about it for 10 minutes and they both decided she shouldn’t say anything. Then she cries when her ex-boyfriend doesn’t want to hear it. WTF?!?

Sadly, it’s not just Kelly Anne; all the girls in that house are constantly going back and forth with the same issues, deciding the best course of action, and then acting the complete opposite of what they decided. Shauvon knew she would fly off the handle at any guy in the house she started arguing with because she was upset about her break-up with her fiancé; YET she still goes crazy when Isaac supposedly dropped her while playing Twister. Parisa talks over and over again about how bad it would be to have feelings for Dunbar but she keeps going back to him and getting jealous over his former flirty relationship with Kelly Anne. It’s enough to drive a crazy man nuts!! These women need to realize what they’re doing and take their own advice for once.

Props to Cohutta though for playing the relationship with Kelly Anne perfectly. I have a feeling we’ll be seeing the night vision footage of the two of them in his bed sometime soon.

Now for Isaac. The dude is just creepy. He’s got that look like if you talk to him the wrong way he’ll pull a gun out of his jeans and shoot you in the leg. He just doesn’t look sane and he definitely showed that tonight. Anytime a girl gets hurt and you had anything remotely to do with it you better apologize because you know you’re going to get the blame and its not going to end until you say you’re sorry. Instead, he decides to call her a slut and a whore, slap the water out of her hand, and throw a drink across the room in her direction. Not only that but I don’t think I’ve ever heard a worse apology in my life. While apologizing to Shauvon, he managed to call her a slut, whore, and c*nt, all in the same sentence! Damn good job of screwing that one up Isaac.

One last note before I wrap this up. Did anyone notice Kelly Anne’s shirt at the end of the episode. If you think it’s possible for a guy to have a trusting, solid relationship with this girl you’re sadly mistaken.

Her shirt reads, “You were never my boyfriend.” Nough said…